Esther is an alien resident who crash-landed face-first somewhere in Ottawa’s West End and decided to stay because of the chicken shawarma. She is as effervescent as an Orange Cream City Seltzer with a youthful glow that depends on the venue’s lighting. Her undeniable millennial-aunt energy is powered by random ’80s and ’90s hits that you might’ve caught on your last Uber ride. She loves her mixed blonde wigs, asymmetric skirts, and other questionable fashion choices, all of which she made by herself in a cave, with a box of scraps. Esther’s age, like her full origin story, remains under review by the IRCC.
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- Capital Pride Pageant Southam Hall, National Arts Centre, 1 Elgin Street • August 22, 2026 • 8:00 PM